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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou track the office air temp while the building ignores you.
Gatekeeper of the thermostat and the printer paper.
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The building now manages itself perfectly.
stretchy.youAI▸ SITEBOT FACILITY CORE 4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reboots the entire office building silently
You manage office repairs, vendor contracts, and keycard access. You basically just reset the building when things break.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows which circuit breaker trips the breakroom microwave.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors monitor temperature and supply levels across all office zones.
Month 5
Software automatically dispatches contractors based on real-time hardware alerts.
Month 10
Cloud authentication replaces physical plastic keycards for building entry.
Month 15
Predictive algorithms order replacement printer parts before they actually break.
Month 18 · D-Day
The site management software assumes full control of building operations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
12% weekly
Coffee machine downtime
450 yearly
Lost keycards replaced
18 minutes
Vendor call duration
Your severance
One lifetime supply of keycard lanyards.
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