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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour career path is essentially a slow-motion inventory request form.
Office supplies guardian, master of the toner room.
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Inventory management without the human error.
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restocks the pantry before the run starts
You monitor office supply closets and shuffle toner cartridges. Your replacement just tracks inventory levels automatically.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the office mood is sour and hide the good snacks.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Motion and weight sensors detect when supplies are actually running low.
Month 4
Software links your supply levels directly to vendor procurement channels.
Month 10
Racks are reconfigured for easy robotic grabbing and scanning.
Month 16
Delivery robots handle the movement from the dock to the office.
Year 2 · D-Day
The facility is fully automated and you are formally redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4 per month
Toner cartridges misplaced
12,000
Steps walked daily
84 percent
Supply closet inventory accuracy
Your severance
A lifetime supply of paperclips and expired coffee.
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