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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsMoving heavy crates is just a slow way to lose weight.
Lifting stadium floor tiles and fixing broken towel dispensers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The stadium maintenance machine that never sleeps
stretchy.youAI▸ HUSKER-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures seating sections without a single complaint
You set up event gear, repair stadium surfaces, and manage locker room upkeep between games.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which stadium door latch is about to fail.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Cameras monitor every inch of the locker rooms for wear.
Month 7
Autonomous dollies handle the transport of all heavy event gear.
Month 16
High-pressure bots scrub every square inch of the plaza concrete.
Year 2.2
Standardized parts allow robots to swap benches in seconds.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Human facility presence is permanently replaced by the Husker-Bot fleet.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
400 yearly
Tons of gear moved
too long
Average repair time
fully automated
Stadium seating capacity
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the stadium you just lost.
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