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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsA roller and a brush are no match for industrial spray systems.
Professional surface savior and drywall whisperer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Covers every surface faster than you can blink.
oof.youAI▸ WALLBOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
sprays uniform coats in windowless rooms
You patch drywall, sand surfaces, and apply paint to maintain infrastructure. Your work hides the cracks of building aging.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle moisture patterns that indicate a hidden leak behind the wall.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Lasers map room dimensions to locate every crack and surface.
Month 6
Robotic sanding arms smooth surfaces while vacuums capture all dust.
Month 16
Precision arms apply protective tape with millimeter accuracy.
Year 2.5
High-pressure nozzles apply perfect coats without any human dripping.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your tools are recycled into the next generation of wall-bots.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Average drywall patches per week
0.4
Seconds to coat one square meter
8
Hours spent cleaning brushes
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium painter's tape.
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