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December 5, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthEnjoy fixing the chiller plant before the algorithm learns your blueprints.
Mechanical troubleshooter and master of the boiler room.
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Total climate and pressure autonomy.
splat.you▸ SITEGUARDIAN V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
listens to pipes to detect leaks
You maintain HVAC systems, piping, and building machinery while wrestling with aging infrastructure and broken control software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific rattle in an industrial chiller that signals imminent bearing failure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Thousands of cheap vibration sensors monitor every pump and fan.
Month 7
Software learns to ignore false alarms you currently spend hours investigating.
Month 16
AI predicts parts failure and orders replacements before they break.
Year 2.2
Automated crawling units handle filter changes and basic valve turns.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The central controller assumes full jurisdiction over your building environment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4,200 daily
Manual valve turns
98 percent
HVAC alert fatigue
3 per week
Blueprint errors found
Your severance
A vintage wrench and a digital certificate of irrelevance.
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