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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour bank branches are just expensive boxes for servers anyway.
Professional cat-herder of contractors and disgruntled bank managers
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing assets without the lunch breaks
split.youAI▸ BRANCHMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates vendor contracts during your sleep
You manage bank construction and vendor maintenance. A spreadsheet does your job better than your gut feeling.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still walk through a dusty building and smell if the roof is leaking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Our software scrapes your contract database to identify overspending.
Month 4
AI-generated RFPs send project specs directly to vetted, cheaper vendors.
Month 12
Sensors and software handle branch safety checks automatically.
Month 21
IoT devices signal repairs before equipment even actually breaks.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your project access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42 percent
Contract waste saved
zero
Vendor headache units
infinite
Office keys lost
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated procurement dashboard.
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