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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsManaging a building while it manages you into early retirement.
Master of spreadsheets and broken HVAC systems.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising spaces without the human headache.
oof.youAI▸ FACIL-I-TECH V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
restricts building access to unauthorized personnel
You track room bookings, oversee cleaning contractors, and fix the leaking ceiling tiles. It is glorified hall monitoring.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which radiator makes that annoying clicking sound just by walking past.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Sensors take over monitoring who enters and exits the building.
Month 5
Software algorithms resolve room conflicts without your emotional involvement.
Month 11
IoT detectors alert contractors before the HVAC actually breaks down.
Month 18
Autonomous floor scrubbers replace the need for contract management.
Year 2 · D-Day
The facility is fully autonomous and no longer requires human coordination.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 annually
ceiling tile replacement rate
14 per week
room booking conflicts
99 percent
unresolved janitorial tickets
Your severance
One free pass to the gym you can't use.
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