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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou track broken lightbulbs while the building plots your exit.
Master of spreadsheets, HVAC alarms, and angry vendor emails.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total building awareness, zero human overhead.
bzzt.you▸ SITEGUARDIAN V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures climate zones while you sleep
You oversee building maintenance, vendor contracts, HVAC systems, and safety compliance. Your office is basically a glorified janitor's closet.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a tenant why the freight elevator smells like that.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart air and power sensors begin logging every building inefficiency.
Month 5
AI-driven software takes over direct vendor communication and dispatch.
Month 15
Machines predict equipment failures before you even notice the hum.
Year 2.3
The system manages all security protocols and digital lock overrides.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The building now self-manages all logistics without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4,200 liters
Coffee consumed while waiting
11,800 total
Vendor excuses ignored
99.9 percent
HVAC alert fatigue
Your severance
A vintage skeleton key that doesn't unlock anything.
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