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Will AI replace Facility Security Officer jobs? · Latest report #narrdgfa
Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour clipboard is just a coaster for the inevitable transition to cloud-monitored sensors.
Watching the monitors until the monitors start watching you.
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The eyes that never need a coffee break.
nom.you▸ SECURIT-DRONE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers silent lockdown at first heartbeat detection
You monitor camera feeds and perform perimeter patrols. You manage access control logs and respond to site alarms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a person is out of place through gut instinct alone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Infrared and motion sensors map every inch of the floor plan.
Month 7
Digital check-in tablets remove the need for your visitor pen.
Month 15
Centralized hubs replace the local office chair you inhabit.
Year 1.9
Autonomous units take over perimeter walks and structural inspections.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The facility is fully autonomous and no longer requires human presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
92%
Average alert false positive rate
4.5
Coffee cups consumed per shift
7000+
Hours spent staring at empty halls
Your severance
A high-quality padlock and a flashlight.
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