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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou get paid to be the most expensive light switch on earth.
Human switch, analogue soul, currently charging by the hour.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Flipping switches so you don't have to.
bzzt.youAI▸ DARKROOM AUTOMATION UNIT V1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
powers down entire facilities in milliseconds
You manually power down equipment in secure rooms. A circuit board does this faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows exactly which switch sticks when it is humid.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Optical sensors replace your eyes in every dark room.
Month 8
Relays connect your manual switches to the central controller.
Month 13
Small motors are fixed over every single light toggle.
Month 18
The machine kills the lights while you watch from home.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your access badge is deactivated and the room stays dark.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
12,000
Steps walked per shift
0.02 percent
Human error rate
3 calories
Average light switch effort
Your severance
A vintage flashlight and a manual for the new machine.
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