Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Factory Labourer jobs? · Latest report #g3a38h5w
Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour entire career is limited to the torque of a wrist.
Expert in rotary torque and repetitive motion syndrome.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect torque every time, zero breaks taken.
help!you▸ CAPPER-9000 INDUSTRIAL▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tightens 5000 jars while you take lunch
You align glass jars on a conveyor belt and screw on metal lids. You repeat this motion indefinitely.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a cross-threaded lid before it fully ruins the jar.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Cameras are added to watch for jars that miss a lid.
Month 5
Speed is linked to a digital monitor to track your output.
Month 10
Robotic grippers are bolted onto the existing line structure.
Month 16
You move to watching the machines do the twisting.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The conveyor belt no longer requires your hands to function.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
45
Lids per minute
100%
Wrist fatigue rate
0.01mm
Machine error margin
Your severance
One free jar of whatever you were canning today.
Discussion
