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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Factory Order Manager jobs? · Latest report #b4rm8k58
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou herd cats in a factory until the spreadsheets finally stop screaming.
Professional cat-herder of supply chain chaos.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time logistics, zero human friction.
oof.youAI▸ FLOWCONTROL 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles shipping discrepancies in milliseconds
Coordinating buyer expectations with production timelines and managing delivery logistics through endless status update meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which vendor is lying about their shipping capacity based on tone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software pulls your email history to learn your vendor patterns.
Month 5
The system begins emailing buyers directly with tracking updates.
Month 10
Robotic agents start adjusting production queues based on incoming orders.
Month 15
Algorithms predict shortages before they happen and notify suppliers automatically.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system achieves perfect operational autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
142
Average weekly status emails sent
18 percent
Orders delayed by human error
0.01
Seconds until automated update
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our logistics alert service.
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