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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour spine is a legacy system we are ready to decommission.
Professional crate-lifter and occasional form-filler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Lifting boxes until the sun burns out.
toast.youAI▸ HEAVYHAUL-8000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises pallet stacking to sub-millimeter precision
You lift heavy crates and fill out paper logs all day. Machines do it faster and stay awake.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically unjam the conveyor when the sensors get covered in grease.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Tablets replace your clipboards to feed our data lake.
Month 5
Autonomous pallet jacks begin moving your heavy crates.
Month 12
High-speed cameras replace your eyes for pallet quality control.
Month 18
A rail-mounted arm takes over the heavy lifting station.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
You pack your locker while the machine does your shift.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
99 percent
Lifting fatigue factor
12 percent
Paperwork error rate
3 daily
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A lifetime supply of heavy-duty back braces.
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