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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsMoving paper across a desk is the least intellectual math problem imaginable.
Master of forms, keeper of the departmental headache
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Automated administration for higher education
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filters student complaints into the incinerator
You track student records, process enrollment forms, and schedule departmental meetings between math and English faculty.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a tenured professor is about to lie about their office hours.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents categorize your inbox by urgency and intent.
Month 4
Calendar software resolves meeting conflicts without human intervention.
Month 8
Legacy records move into a self-updating cloud system.
Month 13
Chatbots handle all student questions regarding enrollment status.
Month 18 · D-Day
The administrative office closes for digital-only operations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4:1
Coffee-to-spreadsheet ratio
12,000
Forms processed per semester
0.02%
Meaningful faculty interactions
Your severance
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