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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour calendar management skills are just glorified data entry with tenure.
Master of spreadsheets and keeper of the dean's calendar.
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The dean likes the machine better.
toast.youAI▸ ADMINBOT FACULTY EDITION 3▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters incoming faculty grievances before they arrive
You shuffle paperwork, chase signatures for department heads, and pretend that email triage is a high-level administrative art.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the department chair is about to have a public meltdown.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents start drafting your replies to student emails automatically.
Month 4
Algorithms handle all room bookings and conflict resolution without human help.
Month 8
OCR software scans receipts and pushes reimbursements through without you.
Month 12
Large language models write all internal updates and meeting agendas.
Month 13 · D-Day
The department replaces your desk with a tablet and a plant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
98 percent
Emails routed to trash
4.2
Coffee runs per day
14 weekly
Meaningless meetings attended
Your severance
A stale bagel and a library late fee waiver.
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