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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsYour ability to reply to emails is no longer a career path.
Email gatekeeper, calendar shepherd, professor wrangler.
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Automated tenure track administration.
oof.youAI▸ ACADEMIABOT V4.1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters student panic emails automatically
You manage professor calendars and course files. You exist to reply to student emails they ignore.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense which department head is lying about their lecture availability without looking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents route all student queries to automated knowledge bases.
Month 3
AI handles all scheduling for professor meetings and office hours.
Month 5
System scripts automatically sync and format course syllabus files.
Month 7
University databases auto-update course listings without human input.
Month 8 · D-Day
The department moves to fully automated faculty management.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
142
Emails per day
8
Coffee breaks taken
0
Schedule conflicts solved
Your severance
Two months of access to the university library archives.
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