Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Fairy jobs? · Latest report #jh54ykg5
Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysReality check: glitter is just microplastic and magic is just lighting.
Professional forest-dweller with a penchant for winged theatrics.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating wonder without the payroll.
toast.youAI▸ MYTH-GEN V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
projects holographic wings onto bewildered tourists
You sprinkle fairy dust on people and pretend to live in gardens. You are a glorified lawn ornament.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still remember the exact shade of purple used in your last costume.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We replace your presence with a high-resolution augmented reality overlay.
Day 2
Environmental agencies ban your microplastic dust for polluting the soil.
Day 2
The local park installs motion-sensor projection towers instead of you.
Day 2
Your employment contract is archived in a digital recycling bin.
Day 3 · D-Day
All records of your magical career are scrubbed from existence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4kg yearly
Average glitter consumption
12
Flights of fancy per hour
0%
Belief percentage of targets
Your severance
A one-way ticket to the nearest forest.
Discussion
