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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthA glorified bird feeder waiting for a drone with better aim.
Professional bird-whisperer (mostly feathers and leather straps)
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Perfect flight paths every single time.
stretchy.youAI▸ RAPTORSYNTH X-9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
mimics avian flight patterns flawlessly
You spend all day managing flight training, bird health, and awkward interactions with people holding cameras.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows how to calm a bird when it is truly frightened.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Install sensor-laden perches that track bird weight and health automatically.
Month 9
Use drone-based acoustic lures to guide birds back to base.
Month 22
Replace live bird shows with high-resolution, interactive bird projections.
Year 3.1
A self-cleaning enclosure manages the birds without human supervision.
Year 4 · D-Day
The AI assumes full control of all raptor training operations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12
bird droppings per event
400 yearly
hours spent untangling leather jesses
94 percent
percent chance bird returns
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium frozen rat cubes.
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