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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour empathy is just a billable hour that we can undersell.
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calculates optimal settlement splits in real time
You draft divorce filings and mediate custody disputes. You spend your life documenting human misery for hourly fees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can read the subtext of a silence in a tense mediation room perfectly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
Smart software generates your boilerplate separation agreements instantly.
Month 12
AI scrapers find hidden assets in bank records faster than you.
Month 21
Sensors and language models guide parties toward standard settlement templates.
Year 2.5
Algorithm-driven filings bypass the need for physical attorney presence.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Your human judgment is officially offloaded to the final server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
60 plus
Billable hours per week
Toxic
Coffee consumption rate
100 percent
Client empathy depletion
Your severance
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