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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are a glorified calendar notification with a high-end tax bill.
Professional cat-herder for the ultra-wealthy and their accountants.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated stewardship for your family’s entire portfolio.
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automates asset allocation before breakfast
You shuffle spreadsheets and chase CPAs for clients. We do it faster without the emotional labor.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their secret spending habits.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software pulls your disorganized statements into a single ledger.
Month 4
Clients receive instant updates instead of waiting for your email.
Month 8
Our bot communicates directly with tax software to finalize returns.
Month 12
You stop managing tasks and start only fixing machine errors.
Month 14 · D-Day
The client replaces your salary with a low-cost subscription model.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4,000x faster
Budget reconciliation speed
Zero seconds
Coffee-break duration
100% eliminated
Annual fee leakage
Your severance
A PDF summary of your entire career performance.
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