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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your complex intergenerational wealth legacy into a simple CSV download.
Portfolio architect, trust whisperer, and occasional family therapist.
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Immutable succession planning for the elite.
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rebalances multi-generational trusts every six seconds
You synthesize asset allocation, tax structures, and family trust governance for wealthy clients. Automation is coming for you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtext of a family patriarch's silence during an annual review.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We scrape your spreadsheets and tax documents to map the web.
Month 5
AI creates a tax-optimized structure better than your last proposal.
Month 10
Family members receive daily performance updates without your manual oversight.
Month 15
Smart contracts now handle trust distributions based on established rules.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes the sole fiduciary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
14 million
Spreadsheet rows processed
0
Manual tax adjustments
99.9 percent
Legacy risk score
Your severance
One year of tax-advantaged carry and a gold-plated calculator.
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