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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell bespoke financial peace of mind, but spreadsheets never need therapy.
Managing wealth, suppressing panic, and charging 1 percent fees.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Personalized fiscal stewardship without the ego.
oof.youAI▸ WEALTHLOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
rebalances your family legacy at sub-millisecond speeds
You manage portfolios, navigate complex tax law, and hold hands during market volatility. Your existence is highly redundant.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a client is lying to their own spouse about money.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms map your clients' entire financial history into structured data models.
Month 5
Investment strategy shifts from gut-feeling to optimized algorithmic execution.
Month 13
Clients are transitioned to interface-first portals that promise better transparency.
Year 1.9
Generative models learn to provide calm, reassuring feedback to anxious investors.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all family assets without human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
200 cups
Coffee consumption per quarter
400 yearly
Hours spent calming panicked heirs
0.02 percent
Human emotional bandwidth remaining
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a meditation app.
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