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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsSelling peace of mind until the robots offer it for free.
Professional grief-broker in a very expensive suit.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy simulation at zero overhead cost.
ow.you▸ LEGACYINTERFACE V-4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates burial costs with terrifying clinical accuracy
You manage grief-stricken families through pre-planning and cemetery service logistics. You finalize paper contracts and sales.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely pause when a grieving person needs silence that isn't a buffer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Families start picking their own plots on mobile devices.
Month 7
E-signature software removes the need for your physical presence.
Month 16
Large language models handle the initial emotional intake calls.
Year 2.2
Satellite and GIS tools automate the plot selection process.
Year 3 · D-Day
The kiosk replaces the office and you are formally sunsetted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
84 percent
Average family conflict
120 units
Contracts signed annually
40 annually
Sensitivity training hours
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own memorial plan.
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