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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a human buffer between fans and actual results.
Professional buffer for billionaire-owned stadium experiences
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated empathy at stadium speed
oof.youAI▸ FANSTREAM AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters match-day anger into silence
You process ticket complaints, stadium access issues, and membership queries while managing social media sentiment for a team.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact tone of a fan's fury after a bad loss.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts drafting every email response for you to click.
Month 4
Software flags angry messages so you ignore the real humans.
Month 8
Fans resolve their own ticket issues through a chat bot.
Month 13
Bots scan social media for spikes in negativity without you.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes control and forgets your login credentials forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
2,400/week
Ticket complaints handled
4 hours
Average empathy delay
6 cups
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime pass to an empty training ground
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