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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Fanclub President jobs? · Latest report #493m62jf
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsUpdating your spreadsheet is not a personality trait.
Professional dreamer of celebrity encounters.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your parasocial obligations.
wheee!you▸ FANBASESYNC V1.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends automated fan mail instantly
You track fan engagement metrics and organize digital content updates. An automated script now handles all of this.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of feeling genuine, uncalculated excitement for a person you don't know.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An API link pulls all your fan data into the cloud.
Week 9
A script removes toxic comments faster than you can blink.
Month 3
The AI writes better newsletters than your tired fingers ever could.
Month 5
Your login credentials expire quietly in the background.
Month 6 · D-Day
The server finishes your final task and shuts you out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99.9%
fan sentiment accuracy
8000/hr
posts generated
zero
human effort required
Your severance
A digital commemorative badge that says 'I tried'.
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