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Will AI replace Fanfiction Author jobs? · Latest report #b2ipyp97
Your job has an expiration date
June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsYour prose is just a pattern our model already finished writing.
Professional drafter of self-indulgent, slow-burn emotional trauma.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite tropes, zero emotional effort.
squeeze.youAI▸ AO3-GEN PRO 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates fifty thousand words of angst overnight
You write endless chapters about fictional characters. You obsess over tags and kudos to feed your starving ego.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still choose the exact shade of yearning in an awkward slow-burn scene.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart algorithms predict which tropes gain the most engagement now.
Month 3
Models scrape your specific voice to mimic your brand of angst.
Month 5
Generative agents write entire arcs based on top trending ships.
Month 7
Bots flood the comments with praise to simulate a fanbase.
Month 8 · D-Day
Our model writes everything you used to think was original.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
2500 words
Average word count per day
0.0001
Kudos-to-actual-worth ratio
47 types
Commonly misused tropes
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital bookmarks and zero validation.
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