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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour magical trauma is just an inefficient data deletion algorithm.
Tragic hero with an extremely high turnover rate.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Delete targets without losing your own soul.
split.youAI▸ OBLIVIATOR-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
erases enemies without memory loss
You trade your own identity for tactical removals. This is a classic case of bad resource management.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a dramatic flair for tragic backstories that machines find computationally exhausting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We upload your tragic past to a secure, cold server.
Week 9
Sensors identify your enemies without requiring arcane rituals.
Month 3
Focused light replaces the messy process of magical erasure.
Month 4
A script calculates the correct amount of synthetic guilt.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your sword is melted down into server cooling fins.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.04%
Identity retention percentage
0.002ms
Target deletion latency
Maximum
Average existential dread
Your severance
One free neural backup and a nap.
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