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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou spend all summer organizing drafts for people who stop playing
Expert in herding cats for imaginary draft trophies.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect drafts, zero excuses, no late fees.
no no noyou▸ LEAGUEAUTOMATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes inactive members automatically
You track roster movements, manage draft orders, and chase down league members for their buy-in fees.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can keep the league group chat from imploding.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Integrated payment gateways lock team rosters until fees are paid.
Week 7
Algorithms determine draft slots based on historical league parity.
Month 3
Machine vision calculates fair market value for all proposed trades.
Month 5
Moderation bots filter and replace trash talk with corporate-approved banter.
Month 6 · D-Day
The league runs entirely on cloud logic without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
42
Emails per trade dispute
34%
League member ghost rate
120
Hours spent chasing fees
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic league hosting tier.
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