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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour benching decisions are just statistical noise we can already predict.
Sole manager of a team that nobody else cares about.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Winning leagues without watching a single game.
nom.you▸ DRAFTMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises your roster based on live probability
You draft players based on stats and gut feeling, then complain about injuries all season. Very productive.
The one thing AI can't do
You are uniquely capable of feeling genuine disappointment when your star quarterback tears an ACL.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Algorithms add better players while you are still sleeping.
Week 11
The machine picks the optimal team before you arrive.
Month 4
Real-time updates swap out injured players instantly.
Month 5
Bot writes sharper insults to your league mates.
Month 6 · D-Day
You delete the app and the machine wins everything.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
League championships won
Too many
Hours spent obsessing
None
Actual football played
Your severance
One free trial of a streaming service.
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