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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Farm Animal Veterinarian jobs? · Latest report #sumn7fhx
Your job has an expiration date
September 9, 2042
In 15 years, 11 monthsYou are just a sentient sensor suite that gets kicked by cows.
Duct-tape-wielding hero of the muddy pasture.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total herd health, zero mud.
ow.you▸ LIVESTOCK SENTINEL MARK IV▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 YEARS, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
scans livestock for early disease indicators
You provide medical care to livestock in barns and fields. You diagnose ailments and perform surgery in mud.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle mood shift of a herd that precedes a storm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Cameras and microphones monitor herd health patterns around the clock.
Year 2.2
Vision models identify skin lesions faster than any human eye.
Year 6
Robotic enclosures restrain livestock safely without human brute force.
Year 12
Remote-controlled arms perform standard procedures with surgical precision.
Year 16 · D-Day
The system monitors, treats, and tracks the herd autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
89 percent
Average mud exposure
Suboptimal
Kick impact resistance
12 percent
In-field misdiagnosis
Your severance
One free high-quality pair of waterproof farm boots.
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