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October 21, 2034
In 8 yearsSchool goats prefer eating student homework to your daily feeding routine.
Schoolyard zookeeper, master of the midday alpaca spit-dodge.
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Automated husbandry for the unpredictable barnyard.
ow.youAI▸ AGRI-CARE POD V4▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 YEARSAI's Special Power
senses animal distress via thermal mapping
You manage diverse animal habitats through daily feeding, pen cleaning, and basic health observation at an educational site.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know which donkey actually wants to be petted today.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Cameras and thermal rigs begin tracking animal health and mood patterns.
Year 2
Feed buckets are replaced by scheduled dispense zones for every species.
Year 4
Autonomous sweepers handle daily waste clearing without human intervention.
Year 6
Automated gates guide animals to rotation zones per behavioral data.
Year 8 · D-Day
The farm operates autonomously and you are officially retired from duty.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
45lbs
Average bucket weight lifted
99%
Unpredictable animal movements tracked
Zero
Doughnut-based bribes received
Your severance
One free bale of artisanal, high-grade hay.
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