Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Farm Loan Analyst jobs? · Latest report #4e4zsjqd
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPredicting rain is hard, but guessing your default risk is easy.
Bureaucrat who thinks soil quality is a spreadsheet formula
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculates crop failure before the harvest starts.
split.you▸ AGRORISK-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates credit decisions based on satellite imagery
You assess creditworthiness for agricultural operations using financial statements and land appraisals. You verify repayment capacity under mandate.
The one thing AI can't do
You can look a farmer in the eye and understand the struggle of a bad year.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software extracts tax and yield data directly from farm systems.
Month 5
Models estimate land value based on real-time vegetation indices.
Month 10
Algorithms flag high-risk applicants before a human sees them.
Month 15
Farmers interact with a portal instead of a bored analyst.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the server finalizes all approvals.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
1000x faster
Risk assessment speed
99 percent
Annual harvest correlation
too high
Human error rate
Your severance
a calculator that only displays the number zero
Discussion
