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December 5, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYou bend metal for houses that will outlive your career choices.
Aluminum wrapper of suburban eaves and rooflines.
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Seamless metal cladding, zero human error.
toast.youAI▸ TRIMBOT PRECISION ARRAY 400▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
bends aluminum corners to exact tolerances
You measure, cut, and secure aluminum cladding to roof edges and window frames. Your work keeps water out and aesthetic standards mediocre.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge exactly how warped a sub-fascia is without a laser sensor.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Lidar drones map the entire roofline to create a perfect digital twin of every edge.
Month 7
CNC metal brakes manufacture all custom flashing pieces directly from the digital model files.
Month 18
A gantry-mounted arm system aligns and snaps the aluminum trim into place without human assistance.
Year 2.2
Integrated nail guns ensure every fastener is set to the exact depth required for expansion.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The site foreman forgets you exist while the machine finishes the job in two hours.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
4.2/week
Finger-pinch incidents
18%
Aluminum waste
0%
Ladder-fear threshold
Your severance
A blunt pair of tin snips and luck.
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