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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou hire for runway aesthetics while your own job is runway-thin.
Gatekeeper of the stylish and the underpaid.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Standardising the soul of the style industry.
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filters thousands of resumes in three seconds
You manage talent acquisition, payroll, and cultural compliance in high-turnover fashion houses. Your job is effectively done.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell if a candidate is actually passionate or just likes the brand aesthetic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scans portfolios for keywords and aesthetic markers instantly.
Month 4
AI chatbots conduct the initial behavioral interviews for retail hires.
Month 8
Smart contracts handle freelancer payments without human oversight.
Month 13
Algorithms mediate workplace disputes using predefined company policy guidelines.
Month 18 · D-Day
The entire department is consolidated into a single cloud dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4,200 annually
Candidates ghosted
Too many
Spreadsheets managed
Infinite
LinkedIn buzzwords
Your severance
A coupon for a discounted silk scarf.
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