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Will AI replace Fashion PR Junior jobs? · Latest report #u9dmasbb
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour email templates are just expensive digital noise for editors.
Fashion PR junior (mostly caffeinated, emotionally attached to brands).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Press relations without the tedious follow-up.
bzzt.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blasts personalized pitches to thousands per second
You pitch fashion brands to magazine editors and manage brand expansion into new market territories.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment an editor stops caring about a brand pitch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scrapers find every editor email address in ten seconds.
Month 4
Models write pitches that sound exactly like your desperate emails.
Month 8
Inventory sensors replace your messy Excel tracking sheets.
Month 13
AI predicts which markets your brands will actually fail in.
Month 18 · D-Day
Human input is officially locked out of the email system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
98 percent
Cold emails ignored
4 cups daily
Average coffee consumption
too many
Press release typos
Your severance
One free ticket to a cancelled fashion show.
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