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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou are just a very expensive mannequin that can move around.
Folding enthusiast with a talent for finding the medium.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The shelf-stocking, size-finding, folding machine.
glub.youAI▸ THREADLOGIC RETAIL-BOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
folds denim perfectly while ignoring shoplifters
You fold sweaters, restock shelves, and occasionally ask customers if they need a different size for their jeans.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a customer is about to steal a jacket by their eyes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Inventory tracking sensors take over your daily manual barcode counting.
Month 7
Small conveyor-based units begin standardizing your messy sweater stacks.
Month 16
Vision systems monitor fitting room occupancy to alert for restocking needs.
Year 2.1
Small robots navigate the back-of-house to retrieve specific clothing sizes.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
A fleet of mobile kiosks replaces all human floor staff.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
12
Sweaters folded per hour
99%
Customer eye contact
400
Seconds spent in stockroom
Your severance
One high-end seasonal turtleneck with a slightly loose thread.
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