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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsTouching screens for people who could use a touch screen themselves.
Master of the touchscreen, king of the meal deal.
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The face of commerce, minus the human.
bzzt.youAI▸ ORDERPOINT KIOSK V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes infinite orders without needing a break
You key in burger orders and handle cash while standing for eight hours straight.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an uncanny ability to decipher garbled orders amidst lobby noise.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
The app takes over the custom order entry process entirely.
Month 8
Cash handling is removed to force users toward digital kiosks.
Month 12
Orders stream directly to kitchen screens without human manual input.
Month 15
Small robots guide customers to the kiosks instead of humans.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The final register is pulled and replaced with a wall-mounted unit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
Under 4
Seconds per transaction
Zero
Customer interaction variance
Non-existent
Required human empathy
Your severance
A lifetime supply of cold french fry coupons.
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