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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 23, 2028
In 2 yearsYour career has the same shelf life as a lukewarm pickle.
Professional meat-flipper and accidental heat-magnet.
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Perfect sear, zero grease, infinite capacity.
oof.youAI▸ GRILLMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
sears consistent patties at machine speed
You sear patties on flat-top grills, assemble them in paper wraps, and serve them during the lunch rush.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still scrape the crust off the grill when the machine hits an error.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors monitor your cooking times to train the next model.
Month 3
Machines take over the messy job of applying lettuce and sauce.
Month 10
Piston arms start working the grill alongside your tired hands.
Month 16
Custom grill cells replace the entire flat-top cooking surface.
Year 2 · D-Day
The kitchen is fully automated and you are gracefully released.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
1200
Patties flipped per hour
0%
Grease burn frequency
Zero
Customer dissatisfaction
Your severance
A lifetime supply of tepid, lukewarm fryer oil.
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