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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsYou are just a slow, organic interface for a touchscreen kiosk.
Professional order-taker and fry-bagging specialist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Ordering without the human attitude delay.
toast.youAI▸ KIOSK-PLUS V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
upsells extra sauces at lightning speed
You take orders, manage the register, and bag food. The machines are already better at this.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is lying about missing fries.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The registers get updated to force mobile app adoption.
Month 5
Large touchscreens replace the need for your verbal interaction.
Month 13
Conveyor systems match your bagging speed with 400% efficiency.
Year 1.9
Sensors and cameras now track all cleanliness metrics automatically.
Year 3 · D-Day
The last counter is removed for more customer seating.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
45 seconds
Average order delay
100%
Smile fatigue rate
0.4%
Upsell success rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of tepid soda syrup.
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