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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsFlipping patties is a hobby, not a career path for humans.
Professional patty assembler and fry station technician.
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The only employee that never quits.
nom.you▸ GRILLMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
serves 500 orders without a bathroom break
You assemble burgers, manage fryers, and keep the dining area clean while dealing with impatient drive-thru customers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still wipe a spill while maintaining eye contact with an angry stranger.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
The touch screen takes over your awkward order taking duties.
Month 10
Sensors now drop and pull fries without your greasy intervention.
Year 2
Vision-guided arms stack toppings with perfect, soul-crushing precision.
Year 2.7
Autonomous units patrol the dining room for spilled soda.
Year 4 · D-Day
The restaurant runs entirely on code and cold, efficient steel.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
Unlimited
Patties flipped per hour
100 percent
Customer complaints ignored
Zero
Grease build-up probability
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm onion rings.
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