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October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsYou are just a biological middleman between a freezer and a bag.
Professional fry-basket juggler and drive-thru listener.
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Flipping patties with total, joyless precision.
glub.youAI▸ FRYMASTER-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
drops 400 perfect baskets per hour
You assemble burgers, manage fry baskets, and navigate the drive-thru. Machines are already faster than your fry-shake.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment the drive-thru customer is about to scream.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The ordering interface replaces your voice interaction entirely.
Month 6
Sensors and robotic arms handle the oil rotation and dumping.
Month 15
Grill-integrated robots now flip and toast every single bun.
Year 2
Automated chutes replace the manual assembly of burger bags.
Year 3 · D-Day
The kitchen environment is locked and fully automated forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
2 seconds
Average fry drop speed
too high
Human error per shift
evaporating
Customer patience rating
Your severance
One lifetime supply of lukewarm grease packets.
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