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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsFlipping patties is just a slow, sweaty algorithm for burning fat.
Professional patty flipper with a degree in grill-ology.
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Perfect sear, zero grease burns.
help!youAI▸ GREASEBOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers uniform crusts without the singed eyebrows
You drop frozen patties on a flat-top grill and toast buns until the timer beeps.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when the crust is perfect just by the smell.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Tablets send orders straight to the grill skipping your ears.
Month 9
Sensors measure the meat weight to save the company pennies.
Month 22
Mechanical arms replace your hand to maintain constant heat.
Year 2.9
Automated scrapers remove the carbon build-up while you sleep.
Year 4 · D-Day
The grill now works perfectly without a human to feed it.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
120
Patties flipped per hour
3 meters
Grease splatter radius
4 percent
Average bun-toast error
Your severance
One free spatula and a lifetime supply of pickles.
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