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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour ability to wrap burritos is cute but entirely replaceable by gantry.
Professional burrito architect and floor-mopping specialist.
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Perfect wraps, zero small talk.
blub.you▸ SALSASYNTH-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
dispenses precise salsa portions at high velocity
You assemble burritos, fry chips, and manage the front-of-house workflow during lunch rushes. Your job is purely repetition.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still clean the grease traps without needing a specialized repair technician.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Customer apps remove the need for you to recite ingredient lists.
Month 5
Sensors weigh your salsa and beans better than human hands.
Month 12
Automated pincers fold burritos without tearing the delicate tortilla shell.
Month 16
Self-cleaning kitchen surfaces eliminate the need for manual floor mopping.
Year 2 · D-Day
The final human shift completes as SalsaSynth-9000 takes control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
45 units
Avg burritos wrapped hourly
12 percent
Human error rate
64 seconds
Seconds per order
Your severance
A lifetime supply of dried, flavorless tortilla chips.
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