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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYou are just a manual interface for an overpriced touchscreen.
Expert in navigating the late-night drive-thru chaos.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect patties without the teenage existential dread.
toast.youAI▸ GREASEGRID-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
drops perfectly salted fries every 30 seconds
You assemble burgers, manage soda machines, and stand at the counter taking orders until your feet ache.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is about to complain before they even speak.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Touchscreens replace the need for human order intake.
Month 7
Dispenser robots place pickles and lettuce with mechanical precision.
Month 16
Vision-guided flippers handle all burger searing tasks.
Year 2.2
Self-filling robotic arms prep every drink without spilling.
Year 3 · D-Day
The kitchen enters full lights-out robotic autonomy mode.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4 daily
Avg order errors
180s
Seconds per fry cycle
zero
Smile persistence
Your severance
One lifetime supply of expired promotional coupons.
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