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October 13, 2060
In 34 yearsCalculating the trajectory of a bullet is easier than explaining your pension.
Professional door-breacher with a serious loadout addiction.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total tactical superiority, minus the human risk.
sluurp.you▸ TACTICAL-RESPONSE-UNIT-9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 34 YEARSAI's Special Power
de-escalates threats with zero hesitation
Execute high-risk warrants and tactical entries. Manage chaotic urban environments using specialized weapons and gear.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the non-verbal cues of a hostage taker in a basement.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 15
Autonomous scouts build real-time 3D models of your target building.
Year 7
AI-guided barricades neutralize threats before a human enters the room.
Year 15
Robotic platforms open doors faster than a manual ram ever could.
Year 24
Hardened chassis clear structures without risking a single human officer.
Year 34 · D-Day
The agency realizes human reflexes are just a bottleneck for precision.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
0.8 seconds
Average entry time
7 cups/day
Coffee consumption
65 pounds
Tactical gear weight
Your severance
A decommissioned body armor vest and a thank you.
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