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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour waste is not as precious to the lab as you think.
Professional bio-informatic material provider.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mining the human microbiome without the middleman.
stretchy.youAI▸ GUTLOGIC BIO-HARVESTER V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
filters biological data points in real time
You provide clinical biological samples for medical research and microbiota transplant treatments. The process is remarkably simple.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an unparalleled, intimate understanding of your own internal ecosystem's daily fluctuations.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Smart app monitors your diet to predict optimal harvest times.
Month 5
Sensors in your toilet analyze samples before they even depart.
Month 18
Delivery drones collect your samples from smart storage pods.
Year 2.7
Labs begin growing necessary bacteria using synthetic bio-reactors.
Year 4 · D-Day
Human donations become scientifically redundant and legally prohibited.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99.2%
Sample Purity Rating
150g
Average Donor Yield
12%
Clinical Rejection Rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to probiotic yogurt.
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