Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Federal Administrative Assistant jobs? · Latest report #kcmiwu78
Your job has an expiration date
August 30, 2027
In 10 monthsYour GS-level redundancy is currently being processed by a tax-payer-funded algorithm.
Federal administrative specialist holding the paperwork together.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Processing federal filings with zero human error.
split.youAI▸ BUREAUCRAT-BOT V4.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
files your entire department into history
You process mounds of bureaucratic paperwork, track federal timelines, and manage complex office logistics. Your existence is an administrative hurdle the state is eager to remove.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows which printer actually works in this building.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Optical character recognition scanners replace your manual filing and record-keeping duties.
Week 9
Automated workflow agents handle document routing and departmental approval chains without human intervention.
Month 5
Centralized calendar AI syncs all federal appointments and eliminates manual scheduling conflicts.
Month 7
Language models respond to standard federal inquiries far more politely than you ever did.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your access to the federal intranet is revoked while the server reassigns your GS pay-grade.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
99.9%
Form Accuracy
0/day
Coffee Breaks
Maximum
Redundancy Risk
Your severance
A stapler and a framed photograph of your cubicle.
Discussion
