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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour job is just an expensive email forwarding service for regulatory updates.
Professional lunch-buyer and federal rule-book navigator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating influence without the overpriced steak dinners.
ow.youAI▸ POLICYSTREAM V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
monitors regulatory changes in real-time
You track federal energy legislation and influence policymakers through expensive lunches and complex relationship maintenance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a congressman is lying about their vote during a private chat.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts monitoring every federal legislative amendment and hearing transcript.
Month 5
Software writes your initial policy briefs and suggested legislative language.
Month 10
System maps influence webs to replace your manual relationship building.
Month 16
Algorithm generates personalized advocacy content directly for targeted legislative aides.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system fully manages the firm's federal portfolio without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.8%
150 USD
Average lunch bill
240
Bills analyzed monthly
1:5000
Lobbyist-to-bot ratio
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite industry trade journal.
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