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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling vaporware to generals is hard until the AI just decides.
Professional acronym-assembler and professional proposal-shredder.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Winning government contracts with pure logic.
oof.youAI▸ PROCUREBOT GOV-SUITE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates full proposal submission by midnight
You chase federal contract leads, write long proposals, and navigate complex agency procurement cycles to win government deals.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can read the room at a silent industry day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scrapers monitor government portals to identify every relevant contract opportunity.
Month 4
Language models draft technical volumes faster than your entire sales team.
Month 10
Regulatory bots audit every clause to ensure perfect procurement alignment.
Month 15
Avatars conduct agency meetings without ever needing a lobbyist lunch.
Month 21 · D-Day
The agency software approves the machine contract automatically without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
12 cups
Coffee consumed per RFP
14 percent
Winning proposal hit rate
84
Acronyms used daily
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to government bidding databases.
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