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Will AI replace Federal Cybersecurity Agent jobs? · Latest report #idid6ngy
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour firewall is a suggestion and your badge is made of plastic.
Professional screen-stare enthusiast and log-file forensicist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The ultimate bouncer for every packet.
blub.you▸ SENTINEL-AI V9.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags malicious packets before they even arrive
You monitor network traffic for anomalies and chase digital footprints through logs to stop data breaches.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a frantic phone call means a genuine emergency, not a drill.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart sensors start ignoring the noise you manually filter daily.
Month 5
An AI agent decides which alerts require your actual human attention.
Month 10
Systems start blocking malicious actors without waiting for your approval.
Month 15
AI models generate all required incident reports in seconds.
Month 19 · D-Day
You pack your personal cables while the machine logs you out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42 percent
False positive rate
12 cups
Average caffeine intake
10 billion
Logs scanned hourly
Your severance
A decommissioned server and a pat on the back.
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